Son, why do you have all A's?
Things I like about this decal
Reasons why Victorian women loved fainting
If you're being questioned about a murder
I love tight grapes
Egg recipe
You think THATS a denim jacket?
To find someone
My boss's first language isn't English
What's the best counter in this situation?
"Feed the cat"
Cinderella Ball Z
God said unto Abraham
My roommate saved bacon grease for 6 months in a mason jar
Enjoy yourself for morale
Oh no! You found my secret lair!
What is the password for the internet connection?
When you answer the job application honestly
When everything has too many steps